What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.