Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is