A baby in the oven.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.
She diabeetus!
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
