What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16