How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands