How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."