Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"
Mine is morning.
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Common sense.
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
