Chuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How much Norris?

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

What's a tongue twister?

When your tang gets all tongueled up.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.