What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

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Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.