How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

What's a tongue twister?

When your tang gets all tongueled up.