Bless Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!