What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.