What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.