When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.