Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.