Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...