Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...