Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!