Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!