What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.