What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.