What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Who was left?

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown