Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...