Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.