Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist