What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*