2020 Vision Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

How does it feel?

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5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.