How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.