Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.