How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.