Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

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What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.