Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.