Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Who wins the election?

America.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.