Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.