What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.