What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.