Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.