What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.