What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.