What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.