What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.