What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp