What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp