Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*