How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.