How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."