Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!