Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.