What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.