What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment