What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.