What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.