How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood