Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

Japanese Food Jokes More Japanese Food Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother