Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.