Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK