Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.