Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What happens when I die?

Idk...

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)