Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little