What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.