Small Arm Dealer Jokes

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.