Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Poor Man Jokes More Poor Man Jokes

How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.