Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.