Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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The Bad Habit.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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A: It's a sphere.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!