Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

A dingo-ling !