What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!