What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.