What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.