What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

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Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.