Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body