What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.