What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

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Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.