Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.