Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

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Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.