Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.