Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.