Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.