How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.